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This is why -




The Insanity of Political Correctness -




" THIS PRESIDENT HAS BROUGHT US OUT OF THE DARK AND INTO THE LIGHT " - Hmmmmm......I thought it was General Electric?




RUSH LIMBAUGH SAYS - 'The Dark Knight Rises' Is An Anti-Romney Conspiracy -- Really Bain Capital + Romney = Evil Villain "Bane" from the movie.




YOU ARE A SLAVE -




LIBERTARIAN LOGIC - Don't ban guns, just legalize weed and violent crime will become a thing of the past


TAGS: weed guns ban pineapple
Rating: 2.44/5

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RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 3:00 pm
Teenager logic too. 5stars
fauxnews - February 27, 2014, 7:34 pm
W-eed + guns = a good time! Don't knock it to you try it........mannnnnn. X-D (Don't agree w/the poster, but I still give this 5stars anyways, if for nothing else, it has picture from Pineapple Express in it. I mean, come on!) X-D LOL
Curlyrocks - March 31, 2013, 3:38 pm
Because that America would be too awesome and no one would feel depressed or insecure for any reason (aside from people who get paranoid when they smoke), basically there system would fall apart.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 8:22 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that there is no hidden agenda, it is all written in the constitution.
Cannabal - March 30, 2013, 4:44 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that they want everyone to have guns and weed. Why can't we live in THAT America?
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:30 pm
...aside from 'political bs' I fail to see why anyone would want to keep it illegal. taxing and selling it could allow for a boost in the economy, fewer arrests and subsequent trials, more (legal) jobs, plus medical benefits and further research of them.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:29 pm
but look at all the cases of people getting high on marajuana and going on murderous rampages, and causing bar fights, and high speed fatal accidents...
Doggit - March 30, 2013, 10:26 am
Sure would end the war on drugs


Hillary: Unfit For Command -




Warmist Insanity: Climate Change Is Causing Child Marriage -




YOU'RE NEXT SWEDEN - Ya crazy neutral bastards!!!




CHICAGO 1982 HANDGUN BAN - Unconstitutional, Unsafe. Gun Rights Keep Citizens Safe.




IRONY - Spend your entire political career fighting central banking and they'll put your face on their most circulated bill.




" MERRY CHRISTMAS " - IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT WORSE !


TAGS: merrychristmas freestuff taxes foodstamps bankruptcy
Rating: 5/5

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StoneTools - November 11, 2013, 3:34 pm
That was a good prediction - 47 Million Americans on Foodstamps now: http://www.fns.usda.gov/pd/34SNAPmonthly.htm


" CLOSING GITMO OBAMA STYLE " - Obama admin considers turning Taliban detainees over to Afghanistan and Qatar. As 'arranged' with Muslim Brotherhood Sheik Yusuf al-Qaradawi.




Detroit files bankruptcy -


TAGS: detroit bankruptcy bust democrat infestation
Rating: 4.82/5

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fauxnews - December 5, 2013, 7:02 pm
TRANSLATION(OCD/STools/Arnnatz): I'm bitter that my other sock account is sitting in a time out.
OTC - December 5, 2013, 12:21 pm
Nah, you're so awesome, I want you to marry my daughter
fauxnews - December 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
TRANSLATION (OCD): I hate it when he does the "translation" thing.
OTC - December 4, 2013, 5:45 pm
a translation, who would have seen that coming?
fauxnews - December 4, 2013, 5:33 pm
TRANSLATION (OCD): That's my cue.
OTC - December 4, 2013, 3:25 pm
See, you just have to make a derogatory remark about him for a reappearance
fauxnews - December 4, 2013, 9:33 am
Nah, Arnnatz isn't Canadian....he's from Iran I think.
JGalt - December 4, 2013, 12:19 am
the multi-accounted one?
OTC - December 3, 2013, 11:12 pm
Which one?
GrouchoMarxist - December 3, 2013, 9:07 pm
Anybody seen that stupid Canadian dude?
StoneTools - August 26, 2013, 2:47 pm
San Bernadino, another liberal bastion, is filing for bankruptcy now too. http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/25/us-usa-municipality-bernardino-idUSBRE97O07320130825?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews
GrouchoMarxist - July 18, 2013, 10:48 pm
They said if I voted for Romney the WH would let Detroit go bankrupt.


DOUBLING DOWN ON STUPID - Introducing Stimulus II. Because we can print all of the money we need.




CONSPIRACY THEORY - To the Chalk Board!




" HAPPY EASTER AMERICA CREDIT RATING FROM AA+ TO AA " - Egan Jones lowered our credit level from AA+ to AA. Obama Orders Press Blackout After US Credit Rating Cut.




BARACK OBAMA CLAIMS ROMNEY WILL BANKRUPT DETROIT...THEN PROCEEDS TO BANKRUPT DETROIT -


TAGS: who bankrupt detroit
Rating: 4.87/5

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Renza - July 22, 2013, 8:01 am
I could offer that fox news is a legitimate source of unbiased information, doesn't mean there's any credibility to the statement.
Oyster - July 22, 2013, 6:24 am
I would offer that the unions are as much (if not more) to blame as the economy. The benefits are unsustainable, even if we were in a boom for the next 30 years.
foxrecon19d - July 20, 2013, 4:22 pm
First, I would suggest that you become very intimately knowledgable of our American Bill of Rights. Having this wisdom, look at what the government messangers in the main stream media are telling you. You can judge for yourself afterthat.
foxrecon19d - July 20, 2013, 4:04 pm
I did not say you are, my friend. I believe America is finally fed up with the propaganda.
foxrecon19d - July 20, 2013, 4:00 pm
6 million Jews went to their deaths trusting the propaganda of the German government. When government runs the news, question everything, especially if they have an agenda. Above all, pay attention to what the news DOES NOT TELL YOU.
foxrecon19d - July 20, 2013, 3:58 pm
Very. Very very very very good question. Bravo on you for having the courage to ask. Remember when we were taught not to judge the messanger? Judge the messanger.
deathorfire1 - July 20, 2013, 3:13 pm
I'm not arguing.
Dlex - July 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
* please
Dlex - July 20, 2013, 3:06 pm
* please
Dlex - July 20, 2013, 3:05 pm
I'm sorry but I really need to ask this. I've been reading a lot of "don't be a low infomation voter". Where then would you suggest I inform myself? If the media is corrupted by propaganda, could you plaese give me some concrete sources of information. ty
foxrecon19d - July 20, 2013, 2:01 pm
And therein lies the rub, since today far too many Americans mistake propaganda with the truth
deathorfire1 - July 20, 2013, 1:50 pm
True, but also depends on what truth you want to hear.
foxrecon19d - July 20, 2013, 1:47 pm
But only one party is telling the truth...
deathorfire1 - July 20, 2013, 12:09 pm
Democrats blame Republicans and Republicans blame Democrats
JGalt - July 20, 2013, 9:17 am
I can hear it now- Its Romney's fault!


KAKISTROCRACY -




30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight




TERRORISTS - Pretty much interchangeable, wherever they live.




Big Banks & Derivatives -




dead broke -




POLITICAL OPPOSITION TO OFFSHORE DRILLING - Democrats and environmentalists oppose every practical source of energy, esp. oil




GOVERNMENT: THE REVERSE MIDAS TOUCH - In less than 30 years, the Democrats have taken the 6th Largest Economy in the Free World and turned it into a Wasteland of Actors and Illegals.




WALLSTREET BANKERS - Discussing how they're devouring the life savings of middle class Americans.




" TALIBAN THE WORLD'S FEARLESS WARRIORS " - Study the CIA's Secret Weapon.




WAIT, WHAT? OBAMA SAID WE DEFEATED THE TALIBAN? -




OBAMACARE - WE'LL JUST INCREASE THAT ANTIDEPRESSANT




NY SODA BAN OVERTURNED - In NY, you can't have a gun, But at least you can have your supersized soda again!


TAGS: ban lifted
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - March 11, 2013, 9:40 pm
says wilford brimley. LMAO
Cannabal - March 11, 2013, 9:36 pm
GIVE ME DIABEETUS OR GIVE ME DEATH!


J. P. MORGAN - Has confused Popeye




INFLATION - Paper money eventually reaches its intrinsic value - zero. Voltaire




NASA – CO2 is a Global Coolant -




INVINCIBLE -




THE ROAD TO GUANTANAMO -




" OBAMA BUDGET " - By 2018, the United States would spend more on debt interest, than protecting the country. Obama blames defense spending for the fed deficit.




Obama's driving America to the brink of bankruptcy & economic collapse! -




DEMOCRATS ANTICIPATING THE ELECTIONS- JUST LIKE THE TALIBAN ANTICIPATED A BOMBING RUN -




We Must Ban -


TAGS: gun control assault crockpot ban
Rating: 4.56/5

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OTC - April 24, 2013, 7:23 pm
You could say I regurgitated your irrelevant nonsense.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 7:17 pm
I see you dodged the question (again) with irrelevant nonsense. That speaks volumes. :)
OTC - April 24, 2013, 5:49 pm
How many people have lost limbs from firearms in the last 10 years?
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:55 pm
nobody should HAVE to justify why civilians should be allowed to own semi-auto replicas of select fire (assault) military rifles. thats what the second ammendment is for, so these weapons cannot be taken away for no reason other than "they dont need them"
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:53 pm
just to clarify, a**ault weapons are designed soely to LOOK LIKE and HANDLE LIKE the rifles that are designed soely for killing people as quickly as possible. there is NO VALID REASON to ban them, unless you're also banning every other kind of gun.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:51 pm
because under US federal law, they CANNOT own the same weapons that they used when deployed, because when deployed, they use SHINY BLACK a**AULT RIFLES WHICH CAN GO FULL AUTO, which ARE MADE TO KILL EFFICIENTLY, unlike SHINY BLACK SEMI AUTOMATIC RIFLES.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:49 pm
assault RIFLES are made to kill people efficiently. a**ault WEAPONS are made to handle just like a**ault RIFLES so that MILITARY PERSONEL can own a gun that HANDLES AND LOOKS the same as the guns they TRAINED WITH.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:46 pm
why should people be allowed to own crockpots and pressure cookers even though they can cook things on a grill?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 10:34 pm
1) Stop the caps -- they make you look like an idiot. 2) I have asked many times, but I have yet to hear a single gun "enthusiast" give a rational reason why a civilian should own a rifle that is designed solely for killing people as quickly as possible.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 5:34 pm
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM a**AULT WEAPONS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS? papafox, you're smart with some issues but i just dont understand why you think law abiding citizens shouldnt be allowed to own weapons which are used in less than 1% of all gun crime...
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:51 pm
It's selective dishonesty when you specify only rifles. More people have died from guns than from all other weapons combined.
OTC - April 22, 2013, 3:45 pm
since you want to go that route, less people have died from rifles that knives and hands, so aren't you liberals going after the wrong weapon control?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
How many people have died from crockpots in the last 10 years?


OBAMA PEP BAND - 1929 ALL OVER AGAIN


TAGS: band
Rating: 4.47/5

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SAVE AMERICA - Stand Up and Defend! Join a Tea Party. Vote Republican. Vote Democrats Out. Vote Out Obama. Defeat Obama. Dump Obama and his Socialism.




Time to ban -


TAGS: ban
Rating: 4/5

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FLORIDA BONG BAN - Are you high, Florida? Your jonesing economy can't rely on the illegal coke trade alone!




HITLER BANNED UNIONS? - FAIL Hitler Nationalized Unions and made them all Government Workers




WALL STREET BANKERS - It's time they started doing time




EDUCATION DEFEATS IGNORANCE - No wonder it terrifies some people.


TAGS: education women taliban
Rating: 3.55/5

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crankyhead - February 28, 2013, 9:42 pm
Beautiful.


THE FUTURE OF AMERICA ? - President Obama's budget kicks the hard choices further down the road.




THE SEQUEL - I ain't interested in seeing this one either!




OPIUM - The gateway drug that lead us into Afghanistan.




Barry the Buffoon -




CALIFORNIA AND ILLINOIS ARE NUMBER ONE AND TWO IN FINANCIAL DEBT - Both are run by Democrats and controlled by big unions.




" WHERE'S MY MOMMY ? " -




" U.S. GOVERNMENT VERSUS U.S. TAXPAYER " -




BAM IS “DEBT MAN WALKING” IN 2012 -




" FIRST CHEVY VOLTS ARRIVE AT LOCAL DEALERSHIP " -




BILL CLINTON: DON’T BLAME OBAMA, HE’S “NOT HOUDINI”. - Houdini might have got the country OUT of debt.




PLAIN AND SIMPLE - Buying votes has bankrupted this country!


TAGS: bankrupt
Rating: 4.57/5

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" REMEMBER ....IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT " -




" CHANGE " - Obama Was Here . Veni Vidi Abstuli.




FACT CHECKING -




BANK OF AMERICA - Didn't the tax payers bail them out?




BAN SEX -


TAGS: *** ban
Rating: 3.4/5

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crankyhead - January 3, 2013, 12:05 pm
Or rather, you like to argue against strawmen, instead of taking the time to read what is written, and understand what is said.
arnnatz - January 2, 2013, 6:59 pm
Sorry, I confused you with Romney's Stool (http://www.politifake.org/facebookview.php?id=18242) It's pretty hard to tell you libs apart nowadays since you all live on your KOS talking points
crankyhead - January 2, 2013, 5:10 pm
While you're at it, make something else up.
arnnatz - January 2, 2013, 9:21 am
This harkens back to when you were crapping all over the republicans for using the term forcible ra**, doesn't it?
JGalt - January 2, 2013, 6:39 am
In either case, his arguments in this topic show that liberals have tunnel vision and think differently like the rest of us when its not one of their targetteted topics!
JGalt - January 2, 2013, 6:37 am
I guess cranky does not get the difference between persons using weapons for defense vs those wanting to use them for crimes. same idea here, different subject. Either failed to see the link or wanted to take the argument to somewhere else.....
crankyhead - January 2, 2013, 2:26 am
I never said it wasn't. Good thing we're not arguing about the definition of the word ra**. Thanks for stopping by though, I was kind of almost missing your distractions, and your willingness to answer questions you weren't asked. Almost.
arnnatz - January 2, 2013, 1:50 am
It's still considered ra**
crankyhead - January 1, 2013, 11:05 pm
If it's consensual, then it's not an a**ault, is it?
arnnatz - January 1, 2013, 10:15 pm
Do you know what statutory ra** is? Yup, it can be consensual, but it's still ra**.
crankyhead - December 30, 2012, 8:08 pm
So you don't know the difference, or you do know the difference? Your long winded answer didn't really provide one.
JGalt - December 30, 2012, 6:08 pm
and before you mention Australia- need we remind you that we have many low information voters in the US that know more about Kim KardASSian than they do about Benghazi or Fast and Furious...
JGalt - December 30, 2012, 6:06 pm
Cranky- Governments will always end up killing their dissidents when they outlaw weapons. Might not happen with the current regime, but is usually happens within a generation or two.
JGalt - December 30, 2012, 6:05 pm
And Cranky- what part of lawful use and lawful ownership of guns do you fail to understand, as well as defending one's property and one's loved ones? Criminals will always have access to weapons, regardless of what politicians regulate.
crankyhead - December 30, 2012, 2:38 pm
Really JG? You don't know the difference between consensual ***, and ***ual a**ault?


PRESCOTT BUSH - Known also as "Hitler's Banker."




WHO AM I? -


TAGS: bank of america corporate personhood
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 10:17 pm
Hey Willard... is this the type of 47% you were talking about? Corporations are people, right?


if this were used in a crime -


TAGS: nasty assault weapons all right wingers own must be banned
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:04 pm
A high capacity pocket lol
EmmaRoydes - June 9, 2014, 4:14 pm
That's not quite correct. It should be a high capacity, semi-automatic, a**AULT slingsh**.
foxrecon19d - June 9, 2014, 1:30 pm
And if your pocket could hold more than ten stones, it would be redefined as a high capacity, semi-automatic slingsh**


" BLUE SCREEN OF DEBT " - Trying to compute Long term Budget Forecast. No country can sustain trillion-dollar deficits, year after year, without catastrophic repercussions.




BROMANCE- TALIBAN STYLE -




THE TALIBAN FIVE (+1) -




THE ORIGINAL LIBERTARIAN -




SPENDING OUR CHILDREN INTO BANKRUPCY - .....thats how they roll




" MAKES YOU WONDER WHY A U.S. PRESIDENT BOWS TO THE SAUDI KING?" - “We will hold sacred the beliefs held sacred by others.”




Obama IRS Audits Free Speech -




AMNESTY... GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED CRIME! - They're not Illegal Aliens, they're Undocumented Democrats! Obliterate Obamnesty!




" DOING FINE OBAMA STYLE " - Govt. Blows $102 Mil To Catch $19 Mil In Medicaid Fraud.




SOTU 2012 - NOT APPLAUDING: CURRENT CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE UNITED STATES JOHN GLOVER ROBERTS, JR. - Attended Harvard College and Harvard Law School, where he was managing editor of the Harvard Law Review. Graduated from law school with J.D. magna cum laude.




Winter storm in the spring -




"Children won't know Snow" -




Sweet deal -




" RORSCHACH INKBLOTS " - Make more sense than Obama pushing for Solar Energy. German and Chinese Solar Firms Battle for Survival.




" MLK MEMORIAL SCULPTURE 'STONE OF HOPE' MADE IN CHINA " - “We do big things.” Yes, that is part of what has made America great. Indeed, we do giant things."




The mandate -




Yes we can -




REAGAN WAS AGAINST ASSAULT WEAPONS - But he was smart enough to know that an assault rifle fires more than one round with a pull of the trigger. Everything else is just window dressing.




THE DEBT BOMB: 7,600,000,000,000 DOLLARS OF DEBT MUST BE ROLLED OVER IN 2012 - In 2012, a total of 7,600,000,000,000 dollars of debt must be rolled over by the G-7 nations, Brazil, Russia, India and China.




LET'S ALSO BAN - Semi-automatic Arson!




" ALOHA " - President Barack Obama spent part of Christmas Eve on a Kaneohe golf course.


TAGS: christmaseve golf barackobama fiscalcliff bankruptcy
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 12:41 pm
Christmas surfing in Hawaii, there's a thought.


BANKRUPTCY - you made the top 10




UNION - bankrupting another employer




" TERROR CHILDREN OF THE TALIBAN " - The 'people' the Obama administration is 'talking' with.




Detroit Then and Now -




Really? -




THE EU TO RUSSIA - Then: "You need to develop financial transparency and the rule of law." Now: "Please help us confiscate your citizen's deposits from Cypriot banks."




CLOWARD PIVEN STRATEGY: - When 4.6 million jobs are lost in 57 months, yet 21.2 million more are on food stamps and disability.




OBAMA STYLE RECOVERY - Are we really better of than 2008 hahaha




The Taliban They Left Behind -




"ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS " - Was to be able to play golf every day. Why don't people Love me? I gave lots of free stuff, now they have to pay for it.




CENTRAL FALLS, RI - Can't meet its pension load. Other cities line up to get out from under the crushing debt




" SEALED WITH A KISS " - Juncker – Lagarde: Seal Greek Bailout With a €130-Billion Kiss. Where are the days that 30 pieces of silver did the job?




Good job Democrats! -


TAGS: politics detroit bankruptcy
Rating: 4.83/5

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GrouchoMarxist - July 21, 2013, 2:03 am
Not claiming any original thought here Choker.... I just seem to recall your Romney memes on the subject..." I'm certain you recall them... You certainly s******ed every one of them
foxrecon19d - July 20, 2013, 6:36 pm
***snicker*** crankyhead the Canadifake is posting what the voices in his head are saying to him...
crankyhead - July 20, 2013, 3:00 pm
Bibsy, I swear, if you had an original thought in your head, it would die of loneliness.
GrouchoMarxist - July 19, 2013, 11:03 pm
Cranky was unavailable for comment.


Liberal success -




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